Oh Nooooo!!! Karan Johar does it again.
August 2, 2010 § 10 Comments
Me n Bee were chatting in her living room with the TV set on. Thats when I heard that ghastly song play for the first time! You didn’t you didn’t you didn’t Karan Johar! How bloody dare you take that song and turn it into ‘muzhe nahi pata main kya gaungi’!!!! I mean REALLLYY??? Of all the songs in the world you had to go and ruin that classic King turning it into one of the most hideous, idiotically aped song in the whole world! No it’s not even a song. I don’t know What it is! Wasn’t it enough that you took Pretty Woman in that sad little last film of yours. At least it was not torture to the ears. But THIS… you have surpassed all levels of idiocy. This ‘song’ is plain violent to the senses. It’s painful for people like us who have listened to Jailhouse Rock. Why’d you do it… WHY !
I mean… you aren’t that stupid are you. You make films very wisely with all that candyfloss. Its all with a very clever agenda and purpose of wooing the mostly silly audience into that wonderful world of Raj and Simran (or Raj and Priya; or Raj and any random girl…) But I should say you have an immensely sharp business acumen. Because you make films to make money. Simple. And you Make Money. I see you speak fluent french. (which btw I find impressive); you also know what good cinema is because you have been around. But I mean really… its Fine that you want to make silly but money generating films. Okay. But you should’ve known better.
Elvis’ Jailhouse Rock. In Hindi. Plus Kajol doing a really over the top take on it. In a film called ‘WE ARE FAMILY’ adapted from the movie Stepmom. And Kareena. And a malnourished Arjun Rampal. And the lyrics. God. Save the soul who wrote those lines. For he shall be cursed like hell by hundreds for setting them to the tune of Jailhouse Rock!