Quote Tuesday

May 8, 2012 § 2 Comments

Jack Sparrow: Me? I’m dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It’s the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they’re going to do something incredibly… stupid.

LOL.

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge?
Douglas Adams

AND

It is a rare mind indeed that can render the hitherto non-existent blindingly obvious. The cry ‘I could have thought of that’ is a very popular and misleading one, for the fact is that they didn’t, and a very significant and revealing fact it is too.
Douglas Adams

 

Douglas Adams is a genius. And my absolute favorite. If you are bored or not so bored or having a bad day or having a good day or want a great big laugh or chuckle at his intelligent and brilliant humor, you gotta go read The Hitchhiker’s Guide!! Its a mad mad roller coaster!

Quote Tuesday

May 1, 2012 § 4 Comments

“A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.” – Groucho Marx

and one more…

“These are my set of principals.If you don’t like them i have another set!” – Groucho Marx

Quote Tuesday

April 24, 2012 § Leave a comment

“Mr. Ping: The secret ingredient is… nothing!
Po: Huh?
Mr. Ping: You heard me. Nothing! There is no secret ingredient.
Po: Wait, wait… it’s just plain old noodle soup? You don’t add some kind of special sauce or something?
Mr. Ping: Don’t have to. To make something special you just have to believe it’s special.
Po: There is no secret ingredient…!”

– Kung Fu Panda.

AND on a different note…

“I have a superiority complex.” -Mallika Sherawat.

🙂

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